Meet Biggie Smalls 🐶💨 (Resident Tank & Future Office Intern)

Biggie Smalls is our 75-pound English bulldog of pure, unstoppable solidness. Equal parts lovable and lethal, his farts are… legendary (we recommend breathing through your mouth 😅). When he naps, his snoring can be heard from miles away and has been known to lull entire rooms into submission.

Biggie loves humans so much that he’s fully convinced every single one of them wants to hold him, yes, all 75 pounds. He’s currently taking a short break from regular office appearances while he works on understanding the weight and impact behind his enthusiastic jumps. Once that self-awareness kicks in, he’ll be back to spreading joy (and gas) in no time.

Motivated by food, powered by butt scratches, and fueled by affection, Biggie Smalls is a gentle giant with a big heart, big personality, and even bigger presence. 💛🐾

Warning: may attempt lap sitting without consent.